Monday, 30 August 2021

Tribute to science

Ok as promised this is the first of many poems which pays a tribute to science and various scientists, The first poem is a general tribute to how science has played an important part in changing life for the better and challenging vested interests. I find it quite depressing that even today there are people who dispute the basic facts of science because it challenges pre-conceived ideas about say creation as in fundamentalist evangelical circles creating a suspicion of science. 

Far closer to home are those people who deny climate change and who are given a platform from the media in the interests of so called balance. Well I am sorry if 95% of scientists have strong evidence for the fact that mankind is accelerating climate change then there is no way a person such as say Nigel Lawson or Donald Trump should be allowed equal media coverage because it suits their interests in order to do so. Their views are minority ones and have nothing to do with science. 

Similarly for those idiots who refuse to take vaccinations the scare about the possible link between MMR and autism has meant that measles has come back when to all intents and purposes it was eradicated. Those journalists such as Melanie Philips who supported Andrew Wakefiled should hang their heads in shame.  Similarly the only way we have any hope of defeating the Corunna virus is to develop vaccines and if need be take boosters as and when necessary. If you want to end the lockdown restrictions then make sure you take the vaccine. 

Finally I strongly resist the current trend of the transgender lobby to defy science and for men to claim that because they feel like a woman they should be allowed to invade women's private spaces such as toilets or womens showers. Or take part in women's sports or women only short list/ It is biologically impossible for a man to change into a woman no matter how many hormones they take and anyone who claims otherwise is just denying science. I hope this nonsense will stop soon but the way things are going it seems highly unlikely. I have a number of female colleagues who are genuinely worried about this and I hope they win their battles against this unscientific nonsense. 

 Anyway here is my Tribute to science in general I hope you enjoy it. 

                                                         Ode To Science

In the midst of Man’s inanity,

Science brings a voice of sanity.

Getting rid of superstition,

You improve our condition.

 

Vested interests they despair,

When the truth is bought to bear.

Only with you will we find,

What it is that drives Mankind.




Wednesday, 25 August 2021

Tribute to David Attenborough part 2

 This is the second batch of poems paying tribute to David Attenborough's life series. This time we cover 

1) Reptiles 

2) Birds 

3) Mammals this one focuses on our nearest primate the chimpanzee

I dare say others will follow in the fullness of time But 'Uncle David' for your achievement in helping bring nature close to us. I salute you 

The first poem is on reptiles which are closely related to dinosaurs what happened to the dinosaurs is an interesting scientific problem and as yet there is still no answer. It is amazing to think that they ruled the earth for 150 million years whilst human civilisation has only been around for about 100,000 years and recorded history about 20000 at the most. Anyway here is the poem 

                                     Reptiles

 

                                            Relics of an age long gone,

                                            Nature still allows you to throng.

                                            From the lizard to the crocodile,

                                            You’ll still be here for a while.

 

                                            When Dinosaurs ruled the earth,

                                            You were there, at their birth.

                                            Now they are gone, I wonder why,

                                            What it was, caused them to die.

And here is a picture of a magnificent crocodile best keep your distance 



The second one is on birds very inspiring creatures with their ability to fly, they have always inspired us long may they do so.

Birds

 

From the eagle that soars,

To the talking Macaws.

In variety there are plenty,

Without you life would be empty.

 

When you take flight,

It’s a truly wonderful sight.

Helping us to aspire,

To all that we desire.


Here is a picture of a an Eagle wonderful 


Finally here is a poem about the species closest to us namely the chimpanzee. I hope the days when chimps were used to entertain us via chimpanzee's tea parties are long gone. Never to return 



                                     Chimpanzees

 

We used to laugh at the Chimpanzee,

Making them drink our tea.

But now we know this primate,

Is our species closest mate.

 

Closer to them than we thought,

Let us treat them as we ought.

Open the zoos and let them free,

Swinging from tree to tree.

 


I will start publishing a whole load of poems about science and mathematics soon 



Saturday, 21 August 2021

Tribute to David Attenborough Part 1

 Hi these two poems have been inspired by David Attenborough's 'Life series' a truly amazing set of DVD's There are five specialist titles in the series 

Life of Plants

Life in the Undergrowth

Life in Cold Blood 

Life of Birds 

Life of the Mammals 

These two poems are about flowers and insects. Which complement each other nicely. It is normal to stress how nature is essentially about competing species fighting for scarce resources. However plants and insects cooperate with each other in a way that is beneficial to both. One doesn't have to be a creationist or particularly religious to admire the ingenuity in which both insects and plants cooperate with each other. How does a particular orchid know for example how to disguise it's flowers as a female wasp so that it will attract male wasps. Truly amazing and without 'Uncle David' this amazing fact about nature would be hidden from us. So a truly amazing series and if you haven't seen it then I would urge you to get hold of it. Start with life on earth the best introduction to evolution there is even if the photography is a bit dated.

                                                Flowers

 

                                            Your blooms are such a sight,

                                            Giving us all great delight.

                                            But all that, you have planned,

                                            To get insects, on you to land.

 

                                            The little bug might think,

                                            They have had a nice free drink.

                                            But for you, it’s also great,

                                            Now you have a chance to mate.

 

                                   

  

And here is the one on insects generally speaking we avoid insects and indeed David Attenborough shows some pretty gruesome ones including a giant millipede which preys on bats. However without them the soil would not be aereated and of course the flowers would not be pollinated.

                                             Insects

Nasty horrible little things,

That quite often stings.

But if you did not toil,

The earth would have no soil.

 

The flowers would not grow,

They would not put on a show.

On you so much depends,

To help nature meet it’s ends.





 



Thursday, 19 August 2021

Three more poems

 For some inexplicable reason I have been inspired to write some poems on all sorts of topics which I will post over the next few weeks Today's batch are three more poems about animals 

1) Urban Foxes 

2) Little Mousey

3) Boris the Spider 

Here is the first one/ Unlike seagulls which are a menace it is nice to see foxes in the urban areas so here is my tribute to them 


Urban Foxes

Escaping to the Towns,

             Running from the nasty hounds

                                                And the men in red,

Who just want you dead.


                                            Coming out, just at night,

So that you don’t get a fright.

Let us hope you have found,

A place that’s safe and sound


And a cute picture 



The second one is about mice, unfortunately round about the start of Autumn or Spring the little critters seem to want to come out of their hiding holes and I usually see one or two of them during this time of year. Unfortunately I am not allowed to have a cat in my house so I just have to do my best to catch them. I usually lay open traps and then let them free but I dare say they come back again. Anyway here we are (with apologies to Rabbie Burns :) 

                                       Little Mousey

                                            Help I saw a mouse,

                                            Running about the house.

                                            Now you see me, Now you don't 

                                            Try to catch me, but you won’t


                                           Under the floors, through the doors

                                           Up the wall and in the hall.

  Think I need a cat.

                                          But one that’s not too fat. J


and here is a not so cute picture 



Finally here is a satirical one about spiders and our useless Prime Minister Boris Johnson who basically helped deceive the people into voting for Brexit. Just so he could be come leader of the Conservative party and prime minister. The full effects have been masked by COVID but we are already seeing shortages in the shops and it can only get worse as time moves on. I have written a whole series of poems about Fake nationalism both English and Scottish and will publish them in due course. I believe quite strongly that both the SNP and the Tories are destroying this country by appealing to a false sense of patriotism to disguise the unfairness of society and to deflect peoples attention from what is truly wrong with our society. Dr Johnson said that patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel and even though he was a High Tory for once I agree with him. 

                                             Boris the Spider

                                What a tangled web you weave,

                                Hoping for the Flies to deceive.

                                Hanging there by a thread,

                                Wishing they were all dead.

 

                                Your nickname is Boris,

                                Do you have a friend called Doris?

                                But something far more sinister,

                                You’re the same as our prime minister.


And here is one of the best pictures of 2019 



 Of course the fact that Boris Johnson illegally prorogued parliament, didn't stop people voting for him or the opposition parties falling into his trap of calling for an early election. It is arguable had they resisted we would have had another European Referendum and could possibly still be part of the EEC. As it is we will just have to make it on our own, and unlike the two world wars there will be no one to help us out. 

Anyway hope you enjoy these poems. The next sequence will be ones which celebrate the David Attenborough 'Life Series'. Then after that I will publish ones on maths and science including and I believe this is unique one on Bessel Functions ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. I am about 2/3 the way through finishing the second of the Cambridge 1st year maths papers and hope to get it out early in September. 

Regards Chris 



Monday, 19 July 2021

Anti-Ode to a Seagull

 In contrast to the cute squirrels I wrote an Ode to last week Edinburgh is plagued by Sea Gulls who make a llot of noise and scavenge amongst the bins. Mind you if the council got it's act together and made bin collections more regularly the problem wouldn't be as great as it is. Anyway here is an Anti-Ode to a seagull

                                      



                                     Anti-Ode to a Seagull

                            Stomping on the roofs

                                    With your great big hooves

                                    What a noise you make

                                    It is more than I can take

 

                                    Rummaging around the bags

                                    Looking out for scrags

                                    Why not let us be

                                    And return back to the sea. 

And here is not such a pretty picture 


Hope this gave you a laugh anyway. Wonder if I have invented a new genre of poetry 


Thursday, 8 July 2021

Ode to a Squirrel

During lockdown I have been working from home. However from my living room window there are some trees close by  I often see squirrel's running about and I was inspired to write this little ode which I hope brightens your day 

                                                    Ode to a squirrel 

                                            Little squirrel running around 

                                            In the trees above the ground

                                            What a pleasant sight to see 

                                            You bring such delight to me.

                                            O what fun it must be 

                                             Running around so gay and free

                                              Sometimes with a friend or two

                                             Now the trees belong to you 

And here is a pretty picture 


Take care soon this nightmare will be over 



Thursday, 24 June 2021

Solutions to Cambridge 1st Year NST Maths paper 1A 2019

Hi every one I have finally finished my first set of solutions to a Cambridge mathematics paper the paper in question was the first paper of 2019 which was given to the science students. The solutions are given here and I hope you enjoy reading through them

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1vLNuqpxyomuiHsR8nYJ1P-AGPG-XTSTh/view?usp=sharing

Some general comments 

On the whole I thought this paper was quite challenging certainly because the questions were a lot more tricky and involved than say a typical OU paper such as MS224 (although this years paper by all accounts seems to have been really difficult as the OU are still experimenting with the format for remote exams. My sympathies to those who found it difficult and when it eventually comes out I will have a look at it myself and make comments on it) 

So what was in the paper the first set of questions was a set of 10 which were essentially A level topics and on the whole they were relatively straightforward. Although you do have to have integration techniques and trig identities at the tip of your fingers. There is really no time for much thought and one question involved a tricky integration by parts. Something which this paper seems to love testing people on I think there must have been about 6 or 7 times that I had to use this technique. As a result my grasp of this technique improved a lot and I can almost just write down the answer now whereas before I would struggle. Candidates have to answer all of these questions and a bit like multiple guess questions in the MS224 papers no marks are given for showing the working

The next section is a set of 10 questions from which the candidates can choose up to 5 the last two questions being reserved for those who took a more advanced option. The elite of the elite as it were it must be a bit disappointing to be told right at the outset of your undergraduate career that you are not part of this special group. I can see many potential traitors to our country arising from this slight ๐Ÿ˜…   Anyway the system is what it is and for us working through these papers we don't have to worry about such distinctions. Unfortunately there was one part of this section which I just could not see what the question was asking and hence I just have to accept that I will remain a pleb for the rest of my life ๐Ÿ˜… I digress 

Question 11 had four parts on complex variables. I really enjoyed the first part which involved using De Moivre's theorem to reduce a complex trigonometric identity to a product of powers of cos a and sin b. In the course of this I found a quick way of writing the expansion of cos(nx) or sin(nx) in terms of powers of cos(x) or sin(x) using Pascal's triangle. I have described this in detail in an earlier post and now feel I can tackle this sort of problem with ease. The other parts were straightforward enough but one involved a set of trigonometric identities for the  Tan Function something I am not sure I would remember in an exam/ The final part was a bit difficult to decode what the question was asking but it involved the mapping between two complex variables and I got it out eventually. 

Question 12 was a long tedious question on volume integrals with tricky boundary conditions, It went ok but it is not the sort of question I enjoy and it took me two or three attempts to arrive at the correct answer.

Question 13  was a question on first order differential equations and exact differentials. I generally prefer  second order differential equations but  that will have to wait till the next paper Two parts involved using the integrating factor method and one involved a not so obvious substitution in order to get the final integral out. The last part involved a lot of partial differentiation to show that a function obeyed Laplace's equation in spherical polar coordinates. So just like question 12 above this would have been tedious and I doubt whether I would have got it out in time 

Question 14 was divided into two parts the first part asked you to calculate the variation in the relativistic formula for energy in terms of the variations for mass and energy and then given the velocities of two particles work out the relative mass of these particles wrt to each other. This was OK if a bit novel to me and it was difficult to tell whether I had got the signs correct. The second part of question 14 involved a really tedious exercise in partial differentiation of functions of functions. Whilst in principle this type of question is relatively straightforward in practice ir can get extremely tedious so best avoided in an exam and I found myself losing the will to live

Question 15 was a question on Taylor series and expansions. Again relatively straightforward and tedious you were allowed to use known Taylor expansions but could anyone off the top of their head remember if they ever knew the Taylor expansion for sech(x). I had to derive this myself. 

Question 16 was an unusual one about probability involving the various probabilities of drawing a blue ball from a  bag and then deciding to return it or not with a certain probability and then drawing another ball. Why anyone would think this is something useful to do is beyond me. It certainly wouldn't help you win the lottery๐Ÿ˜…   I hadn't really done much of this type of question before so it was useful to learn the various formulae for conditional probability and how to draw a probability tree using MATLAB. So whilst the actual activity described in the question is quite pointless, it was quite instructive to work out the various probabilities involved again this would have been really difficult to complete in the time given

Question 17 was a whole bunch of questions on integration some of which seemed impossible at first sight but you just have to persist and I strengthened my integration skills a lot by doing this question

Question 18 was a long boring question on matrices the first part solving a matrix equation for 2x2 matrices. The second part at first sight was quite intimidating as it involved a long introduction to set the scene for testing a hypothesis about the size of worm lengths. It turned out that in it's long winded way the question was taking the examinee through the method of least squares fit. So it turned out to be relatively interesting but it really is not the sort of question that any normal human being can just rattle off under exam conditions

Now we come to the questions for the elite. 

Question 19 This was split in two parts the first question being a question on the convergence or not of various series. This was quite straightforward if you are up to speed with regards to the techniques but this is really the sort of question that belongs in a pure paper not a mathematical methods one. I suppose the idea is to get their students to think a bit about real analysis. But they are better off doing a full blown course on it rather than spending just a couple of lectures or so. I would recommend the OU course M208 as giving a far better understanding of real analysis than this sort of rapid overview.

The second part was my nemesis for this paper it involved relating the Newton Rhapson method to a Taylor expansion and estimating the errors with each iteration. I was unable to understand what was going on. However given that the function was a quadratic equation for which the roots are known exactly I was able to provide an estimate of the error at each stage but the resulting expressions looked nothing like the expressions in the paper. If anyone knows the answer to this question I would be grateful. I can't see the point of applying the Newton Rhapson method to a quadratic equation anyway 

Question 20 This was the final question Yippee and was on Integration the first part was showing how the area of a parabola could be approximated by a series of rectangles under the parabola and showing how in the limit the exact expression could be obtained. I got this question out but again it involved a lot of tricky algebra the thing to do here  as Corporal Jones from Dad's Army would say is 'DON'T PANIC' and just see it through even if at first sight your answer appears to be going nowhere.

The last two parts of the question involved something which I hadn't really come across before namely differentiating functions under an integral sign involving variable limits. Apparently Leibniz derived a formula for this many years ago (what a clever fella that man was ๐Ÿ˜… ) and once you know this formula the question was quite straightforward. The final part involved yet another tricky substitution making use of the obvious fact  ๐Ÿ˜…that sin(x) = tan(x)/sec(x)  and the derivatives of both sec(x) and tan(x). 

So what would it take to do really well at this exam essentially a real fluency in techniques of integration, trigonometric identities, hyperbolic functions, their derivatives and identities, Taylor series, differentiation using the product and quotient rules, Being able to partially differentiate functions of functions using the chain rule very quickly and a good deal of persistence. Not for the faint hearted but an exercise well worth doing. I certainly got a lot from this exercise even though I am not particularly fluent at the techniques. I guess like good musicians you have to just practice practice until the techniques just become routine. I look forward to doing the second paper in this series which will cover such topics as vector calculus surface and line integrals, and second order differential equations (yippee my favourite technique at this level) I am not very confident with things like the divergence theorem and surface and line integrals I hope by the time I have finished the second paper I will become more so and no doubt I will learn a whole load of new techniques as well I encourage any one reading this blog to have a go themselves. The last paper took me about 6 months to complete and write up I hope the second one wont take so long