Anti-Ode to a Seagull

 In contrast to the cute squirrels I wrote an Ode to last week Edinburgh is plagued by Sea Gulls who make a llot of noise and scavenge amongst the bins. Mind you if the council got it's act together and made bin collections more regularly the problem wouldn't be as great as it is. Anyway here is an Anti-Ode to a seagull

                                      

                                     Anti-Ode to a Seagull

                            Stomping on the roofs

                                    With your great big hooves

                                    What a noise you make

                                    It is more than I can take

 

                                    Rummaging around the bags

                                    Looking out for scrags

                                    Why not let us be

                                    And return back to the sea. 

And here is not such a pretty picture 

Hope this gave you a laugh anyway. Wonder if I have invented a new genre of poetry